FAQ

(That we made up. Because no one’s asked anything yet.)

🛍️ How does this work?

You place a preorder.
We print the shirts.
You wear the satire.
Someone at your polling place gives you a weird look.
Perfect.

📦 When will I get my shirt?

We’re printing the first batch next week and shipping via express post.
We’ll do our best to get them to you before election day, but like most political promises we can’t guarantee anything.

👕 What are the shirts like?

AS Colour Staple Tee

White only

Unisex sizing

Very wearable. Mildly confrontational.

Check the size guide here.

🧼 How should I wash it?

Cold wash.
Line dry.
Don’t iron directly over the smug faces.

🚫 Can I return or exchange it?

No returns. No refunds. No regrets.
(Unless we mess something up, then we’ll fix it... we’re satirical, not evil.)

📍 Where are you based?

Printed in Canberra.
Created somewhere between a meme folder and a nervous breakdown.

✉️ Can I contact you?

Yes, but only if your message is funny or necessary. Email isthistyranny@gmail.com. 

🤨 Is this legal?

We think so.
Our lawyer said “probably” and then stopped responding to emails.

👁️ Are you on a watchlist?

Unconfirmed.
But we do get unusually targeted ads now.

🎤 Final thoughts?

Thanks for asking.
Or pretending to.
Either way—you’re part of it now.